se likh diya har diwar pe Uska naam,
aur phir Tod di har diwar
jis pe likha tha uska naam
”SPELLING MISTAKE THI YAAR
Husband wife joke
Wife: “How would you describe me?”
Wife: “What does that mean?”
Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
Husband: “I’m just kidding!”
Friendship day joke
Last Sunday, it was “Friendship Day” and next Sunday, it’s “Raksha Bandhan”.
Last Sunday, boys were behind girls;
And next Sunday, girls would be behind boys
- HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever.
RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: Just for looking.
4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access.
5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed.
- Crazy joke
Chitti chadegi pahad pa marna ka vasta ladka krega fashion choriyo ka vasta…….wahhhhhhh..wahhhhhhh…..chitti utregi pahad sa bchna ka vasta ladki karegi fashion choro ko fasana ka vasta waahhh……wahhhhhhhh
Hindu Gods as and in IT world.
Brahma: System installer
Vishnu: System operator
Shiva: System programmer
Narad: Data Transmitter
Apsara & Rambha: Virus
Ganapati: Anti virus
Chitragupta: Hard Disc
Saraswati: Internet explorer
Parvati: Mother Board?
Boy girl joke
Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki Park me ek Ped ki
Niche Baithe the, Tabhi Alok Nath
aakar unse bola : Beta Kya ye Hamari Sanskriti
Boy: Nahi Uncle ye to Meri Pooja hai, Aapki
Sanskriti Kisi aur Ped ke Niche hogi
Santa banta joke
Banta was traveling in a bus, suddenly breaks were applied and Banta fell on a beautiful girl. Girl: Badmash, kya kar raha hai? Banta: Punjab university me BA final!
Laloo Prasad Yadav sent his Bio Data – to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad Yadav,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference:
“Bhaiyo aur unki Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amreeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.”
Everyone was delighted. Laloo Prasad continued: “Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa Appointment Letter padkar sunaunga? Par letter angreeze main hai – Isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad >> Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet >> Aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement >> Humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence >> Ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kono zaroorat nahee.
No phone call >> Phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained >> Bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks >> Aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. >> Tohar Bilva
humorous conductor joke
A Conducter behaving bad with a Girl In His Bus… Police Took The Conducter 2 Jail…. And Gave Him Electric Shocks …… But It Had No Efect! Why ? … B’coz He Was A “BAD CONDUCTOR” Its Physics Friends…for more jokes visit to joke circle.com